I'm going down to South Park, gonna have myself a time. Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation. I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind. Ample parking day or night, people spouting: "Howdy, neighbor!" I'm headin' down to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind. I like fucking silly bitches and I know my penis likes it. So come on down to South Park, and meet some friends of mine.